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Old 03-01-2011 | 10:19 PM
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OK, for the panel crowd, to make your heads explode get a milkshake or a Slurpee and suck it down as quickly as you can. Then when you're rolling about on the ground holding your head, my panel crazed wife will borrow your HHR, and if I can catch her...you might get it back.
Old 03-01-2011 | 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by 843de
OK, for the panel crowd, to make your heads explode get a milkshake or a Slurpee and suck it down as quickly as you can. Then when you're rolling about on the ground holding your head, my panel crazed wife will borrow your HHR, and if I can catch her...you might get it back.
843de,
My Panel wants to talk to your wife.

(My Panel sounds alot like Ricardo Montalbán when speaking)

Ahhh so you like the Finer things in life. The Chevrolet HHR Panel in 2LT Trim would be a wonderful fit for you my dear.

Reach out and touch my chrome door handle, ahhh you like , pull ever so gently and I will reveal my soft Leather fully featuerd interior to you and only you my dear.

Come inside, sit and feel Real Rich Black Genuine Leather beneath you.(NOT that crappy corinthian stuff I was hawking in the 70's for the chrysler cordoba)

Grasp and caress my Genuine Leather steering wheel with convienient controls on both sides, play with them, Enjoy what they do.
I have had my owner add a Pioneer P4200 DVD Head Unit with 7" screen to my dash for you to enjoy and dual 9" headrest monitors in case you just want to relax in back while you have 843de chaufer you from mall to mall. a 12" subwoofer to beat with the beat of your heart my dear.

I myself do not come with a moonroof, for the only moon and stars I need are the reflections of the moon and stars within your deep beautiful eyes.
(I am available with one if you so choose)

Sadly I do not come with a rear seat option as Chevrolet thought it best to only offer me with a tool bin, AHH but do not fret over this mistake my dear! As I can easily be converted to a fully functional 5 passenger Fine automobile.

And notice all the room inside and even more expansive with that rear seat folded down. Think how many hours upon hours of mall shopping we can effortlessly do without having to return home to unload and go back to the stores! (And bring 843de along so he can carry all your bags for you my dear.) He can also Hold your Purse, All Day.

And BTW my dear, WE DON"T GOTS NO STINKIN' REAR WINOWS !

So your brain, and hair style will remain intact and just as pretty as when you left the house in the early morning.

Own me in Black as I am BEAUTIFUL in Black on Black!

(Dang Ricardo has such a way with words don't he?)

(Have fun shopping 843de. )

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Old 03-01-2011 | 11:34 PM
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Had to show her an old Cordoba commercial on You Tube so she got this, giggled heartily, you win the Best Post of The Day Award.
Old 03-01-2011 | 11:42 PM
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LMAO! I'm Glad you Both took it as being just for Fun.

So when is she getting her New Black Panel?

Took me awhile to think that all up and type it all out one fingered too! LOL
Old 03-02-2011 | 12:03 AM
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She found one over in Tennessee so I think we're heading over on Thursday, maybe this will be the one. One fingered or not, that post was the work of a master, outstanding job.
Old 03-02-2011 | 12:15 AM
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< Bows Gracefully. Thank you.

Good luck, hope it's the one!
Old 03-02-2011 | 11:15 PM
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Good stuff...was waiting for the.." Now pretend your feet dont like each other...."
Old 03-03-2011 | 12:01 AM
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I wish they had a panel available... they're so damn sexy
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