Ever wonder why?
01-05-2009, 07:30 PM
#1
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Location: Southside of Houston Texas
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Ever wonder why?
EVER WONDER WHY…
... drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.
... people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a dietcoke.
... banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
... we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
... we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
... they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
... the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin.
... women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed.
... you never see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”.
... “abbreviated” is such a long word.
... doctors call what they do “practice”.
... lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons.
... the man who invests all your money is called a broker.
... the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour.
... there isn't mouse-flavored cat food.
... Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes.
... if “con” is the opposite of “pro”, that “Congress isn’t the opposite of “progress”.
... they don’t make the whole plane out of that stuff that the indestructible black box is made of.
... sheep don't shrink when it rains.
... they are called apartments when they are all stuck together.
...if flying is so safe, they call the airport the terminal.
... drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.
... people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a dietcoke.
... banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
... we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
... we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
... they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
... the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin.
... women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed.
... you never see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”.
... “abbreviated” is such a long word.
... doctors call what they do “practice”.
... lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons.
... the man who invests all your money is called a broker.
... the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour.
... there isn't mouse-flavored cat food.
... Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes.
... if “con” is the opposite of “pro”, that “Congress isn’t the opposite of “progress”.
... they don’t make the whole plane out of that stuff that the indestructible black box is made of.
... sheep don't shrink when it rains.
... they are called apartments when they are all stuck together.
...if flying is so safe, they call the airport the terminal.
01-06-2009, 06:26 PM
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Location: durham north carolina
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Thanks!
that's what i love about the world. people are sooo funny. the diet coke really tickles me.
i used to let people bother me-they still do but not as much since - now i just try to look at them as entertainment. some things they do , i just can't get on any of my 500 channels. thanks , again.
i used to let people bother me-they still do but not as much since - now i just try to look at them as entertainment. some things they do , i just can't get on any of my 500 channels. thanks , again.
01-06-2009, 08:08 PM
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Location: Stockton,CA
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you forgot drive in on a park way; park in a drive way and if the a.m. p.ms are open 24/7 why are there locks on the door
and I get a diet coke with my double cheese burger because they dont have diet beer lol
and I get a diet coke with my double cheese burger because they dont have diet beer lol
01-06-2009, 11:40 PM
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Location: So Cal
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