Well, finally broke 95 here in jersey. So i decided to play a little game. Pretty much another finish the sentance game. Begins with its so hot, then just finish the sentance. Usually creates some laughs


Its so hot.......

 

OK I'll bite.

Its so hot that the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Its so hot......

 

Its so hot that i removed my cats to keep my exhaust cool

Its so hot....

 

Its so hot I actually felt emotionally close to our air conditioner this morning. It completes me.

Its so hot....

 

Its so hot, the squirrels are handling their nuts with potholders

 

It's so hot ... I just discovered that asphalt has a liquid state!!


It's so hot....

 

Its so hot, I used my work trucks dashboard to reheat my lunch.

It's so hot.

 

Its so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Its so hot....

 

It's so hot, it was almost not worth riding in that big block 71 Riviera GS at lunch today...well, it's never that hot.

Its so hot:

 

Its so hot that I've converted to the metric system just to make me feel better.

Its so hot....