Just a small joke
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Just a small joke
A local TV station has reported a little 10-year-old girl yesterday was walking home, alone, from school , when a man in a PT Cruiser pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, the man turned to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" said the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The dude again pulled up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop in."
"NO!" said the little girl as she hurried down the street.
The PT Cruiser guy pulled up beside the little girl again and said, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop in my PT Cruiser and we go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stopped, turned toward him and screamed out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the PT Cruiser instead of the HHR"!
"YOU RIDE IT!"
"NO!" said the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The dude again pulled up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop in."
"NO!" said the little girl as she hurried down the street.
The PT Cruiser guy pulled up beside the little girl again and said, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop in my PT Cruiser and we go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stopped, turned toward him and screamed out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the PT Cruiser instead of the HHR"!
"YOU RIDE IT!"
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