Lone Ranger and Tonto
11-26-2012, 06:57 AM
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Lone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, '"Kemo Sabe,'
look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in
Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in
the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole the tent."
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, '"Kemo Sabe,'
look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in
Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in
the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole the tent."
11-27-2012, 08:04 AM
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Indians capture Mask Man and have him lashed to a tree as they gather wood and dance....burning at the stake is not the way The Lone Ranger wnats to go!
"Chief, we've know each other a long time. Will you grant me a final wish?"
"And What will it be?"
"I just want to whisper goodbye in Silver's ear."
So the Chief agreed....
As soon as Ranger whispered Silver bolted and like a flash ran off into the gatering darkness as the pile of wood grew higher...
Just before sunset here comes Silver with a rider set on rescuing our hero...
The indians ceased the dancing as Silver rode into their camp with a naked blond sitting in the saddle...
The Lone Ranger hung his head knowing death was near and was heard to mutter...
"I said POSSE!"
"Chief, we've know each other a long time. Will you grant me a final wish?"
"And What will it be?"
"I just want to whisper goodbye in Silver's ear."
So the Chief agreed....
As soon as Ranger whispered Silver bolted and like a flash ran off into the gatering darkness as the pile of wood grew higher...
Just before sunset here comes Silver with a rider set on rescuing our hero...
The indians ceased the dancing as Silver rode into their camp with a naked blond sitting in the saddle...
The Lone Ranger hung his head knowing death was near and was heard to mutter...
"I said POSSE!"
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