Son Of A B...
#1
Son Of A B...
ever had one of those days. I get up this morning and first thing I do walking down the hall is catch my toe in a corner of the base bored after a few minuts of explicits spewing from my mouth.I reallise my toe is not broke just purple now. Later im with my wife and kid in the HHR and I go to show her that she can move the rear view mirror down to see better ( shes quite a bit shorter then me) si I say "watch this is pretty cool" as I grab the mirror with both hands one on the mirror and one on the arm and I say you have to push or pull pretty hard its stiff with one fluid motion I move the mirror down as a loud cracking or popping sound. I shattered my F***ING windshield ya its a 8" diameter and spiderwebs down and across the passenger side all I could think of is maybe I had a rock chip behind the mounting bracket. Of course now I cant get my wife to shut up about this "oh ya that was great jackass" "how do I do that in case i cant get my door open I can go through the windshield" really cool feature.So wanting to PUNCH Her IN THE MOUTH(just kidding dear i love you) All i could say is opps WTF happened.Then while at Target my kid drops a 16 pack of Dial soap bars on my foot Guess which toe it hit yep the purple one and to top it all off my siatic nerve is pinched so im in tons of pain hope everybodys Sunday is going better then mine
#4
Vicodin helps me. LOL
I did that one time, arguing with my ex because she said my door was'nt shut, so to make her happy I opened the door and slamed it and my window shattered. Yes I had to hear it all the way home. In fact she still brings that up.
I did that one time, arguing with my ex because she said my door was'nt shut, so to make her happy I opened the door and slamed it and my window shattered. Yes I had to hear it all the way home. In fact she still brings that up.
#6
Well, I would sympathize with you, but the Red Sox won and the Pats are beating the Jets. Doesn't get much better than that so I guess my day is just fine.
BTW - The Pats just beat the Jets 19-10 You go Favre....NOT!
BTW - The Pats just beat the Jets 19-10 You go Favre....NOT!
Last edited by Firewatcher; 09-14-2008 at 05:59 PM. Reason: My day just got better
#7
So much for the Jets taking over the division.......Bills do look good though
Couldn't happen to a better cheesehead.......he just doesn't fit in the AFC East...just looks all wrong...
Congrats to the Packers for doing the RIGHT thing...he is a moron for not taking their offer for 20 mill to stay retired
Goose
#9
Today was ok but yesterday I had to put one of our cats down. She was about 16-17? had an absess mouth, and didn't think the anestesia would be very good for her not to mention the amount of money they wanted for her to live what another year maybe? My boys are 22 and 21 and we had her before they ever started school. I know she had a good happy life with us!